Pre-season Blues

               Hello sharks fans! I'm sure all of you are eagerly awaiting the start of the season. Four Pre-Season games have already been played, check the scores below:

              Sharks VS              Score
    9/22      Ducks                 2-5 (L)
    9/24      Duck                   4-5 (L)
    9/25      Coyotes              3-1 (W)
    9/28      Canucks              1-3 (L)
                
               We are off to a slow start. Many key players have been missing from some games, and rookies have been trying to show T-Mac what they are made of. Many of them have not been successful. Sharks news today reports that 3 more players will be packing their bags to the Worcester Sharks. (Jay Leach, Sean Sullivan, and T.J Trevelyan.) There are still some beh beh sharks fighting for their spots.

Sullivan                      Leach                     Trevelyan

            Another issue, is having to deal with Three goalies. We will see who will be taking the roll as the main goalie, and who is put on the back burner. Not to mention how stressful it is to have 2 other goalies to take your place if you screw up.
Goalies:

                               Niemi (Chicago's evil Spawn)

               Niittymaki (aka titty face lol pardon my French. yes titty                    
face is french... jk jk)

 AND LAST ... But not least (ie save the best for last)

Greiss!!! (He's L's man so back off lol)

           The next, and last, pre-season Home game is tomorrow 9/29 against the Canucks. Then they'll be off to Germany. Looking at the previous games, I can only expect to see a game based on the beh beh sharks having their last chance to stay on the Roster. Other than that ...... I'll be awaiting the start of the new season :) WHEN THE ACTION BEGINS!

Cheers

-----> EM

We are back with a Vengence

It is finally here.

Tomorrow the Sharks play their first game of the pre-season against the Ducks.

BOOOO suck it Ducks.

We apologize for not posting anything during the summer, but after our boys were rudely kicked out of the cup finals, I just couldn't do anything.

I was devastated.

It was like someone had sucker punched me in the belly, kicked my face and stolen my man all at the same time.

That day will be known as the day that shall not be named. I feel bad for Em cuz it all went down on her bday. We where watching the game and got free stuff, but that didnt take away the heartbreak we felt.

But now we are back with a vengence.

We are going to kick ass.

We are going to take names.

Hide your kids.

Hide your wife.

We bleed teal bitches.

 Our boys in teal had a whole summer to think about what they had and hadn't done. I really hope they relaxed, but most importantly many of the boys stayed in San Jose and werked on their fitness this summer. YAY! And let me tell u, they be looking fine.

What did our boys do this summer?

1. Thorton had a beh beh

2. Boyle had a beh be

3. Greiss werked on his fitness

4.Pavs dedicated a street hockey rink

5. They played golf

6. Seto worked out shirtless

7. We signed that new kid at the draft

8. Signed 2 new goalies (sons of bitches)

9. Pickles was in Santa Cruz

10. Looked Good and Kicked Ass

So what did u do thi summer?

We had the chance to attend a captains practice this summer and meet some of our favorite players. Let me tell you, it was AMAZING.

 Let's see what else?

They are having their training camp right now, so lets do a prayer circle for all of our fave players and make sure no one gets hurt.
We dont want them to pull a Jordan Staal on us.

Oh they took roster pics recently. Btw

dear photographer man, get ur shit together and take better pictures.

love, fierce bite

But we know they are hot, so it doesn't matter what the pics show.

Okay enough gossip and randomness

LETS DO THIS!!

I feel alive again. Hockey is back and I'm so excited, I just can't hide it.

Go Sharks!

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!

Good news and Bad News

Bad News:

So on wednesday the worst possible thing happened. The Penguins were eliminated by the Habs on their way to the Cup.

The Habs. THE FREKEN HABS!!!! WHY GOD WHY???

okay. So I know I predicted the Cup finals would be between the Sharks and the Pens, but alas, that is no longer possible. I don't know why the Penguins didn't win, it they thought it would be easier or what, but I know that I still love them. They are still awesome, and they will come back in the fall kicking ass and taking names.

B had told me time and time again that it is very difficult to team to win the cup two years in a row, but I thought my boys could get it done.

*sigh*

Oh man, they tried. Hey some teams don't even make it to the finals, let alone the second round. So here's to you Penguins. I raise my glass and say "OPA".

We have a long summer to recoup, regroup and think.

We will come back stronger and wiser, ready for anything.

Lets remember the good times boys. You worked hard and your fans are still behind you.

I still love ya bitches.

*Muah*

 Good News:

On the other hand, our boys in Teal are unstoppable. They defeated the Wings in 5 games, after a horrible loss that left the fans shaking in their boots. I know I was thinking that we would be seeing some choking, but our boys just wanted to see a collective sharks fan pant pissing.

It's like they said JK y'all, we got this.

The Wings were not going down withoug a fight, and we gave it to them.

Not even a 3 man pile up could stop our boys

Oh silly Wings, don't you know Stanley Cups are for Sharks?

Awwww

 Sooo Happy

Okay boys. Thats enough celebrating.

On Sunday we will be meeting the Chicago Blackhawks.

We need to come out strong, get the Hamburger line going and get some goals in the net right away.

Yes, like that Heaters, show them how its done.

Btw, check out the faces of the fans behind him.

Dear Hawks fans, be scuuurrred for your boys.

love, Fierce Bite

Come on boys, you have more talent in your pinkies than Toews and 20 cents combined.

 

Yea Nabby. Stop those shots!!!

 Bring out the fierce. Get those hits. Score those Goals. Surround the net and show the Blackhawks that

THIS IS SHARKS TERRITORY!

HURRRAH!

GO SHARKS!

<3 L

Come on Pens!!!!

Okay, so our Pens need a little good juju here. They need to take down the Habs and continue on their way to the cup, where they will meet the Sharks in the finals. 

Trust me, its going to happen. So this is another blingee emergency post. 

We are ready. We can do this! 

THIS IS PITTSBURGH

*KICKS*

 NO MORE PUCKS WILL GET IN!!!

Come on Tangers!
Use that sex hair!!! 

Malks...use those perogies to win!!

                       

Myspace Glitter Graphics

 Come on Capitan. Lead us to the Cup!!!

              

Oh and Halak, go choke on a dick. k thanks.

We can do this!!! Come on Pens!! 

BELIEVE!!!!

<3 L & B

WINGS ARE KICKING AND SCREAMING....ELIMINATION TIME

         Its game 4. Sharks need one more win against the Wings to win the second round of the play off series. ..................... Im watching the game right now and sharks are in trouble. Its like the sharks have the red wings in a bag ... but they're kicking and screaming to much for us to take out the trash.

                           The current score is 6-0 in the second period with 9 min let. This is an emergency blog to give some good juju to the sharks ... and hopefully get their act together. When Murray let a shot go in by bouncing it off his skate .... it was just too much... this is for you baby eater. you are 100 percent crazy.

CMon seto and JUMBO JOE you guys were on FIAH.... LIGHT THAT FIRE. .... ring my bell, lol .... DO SOMETHING. 

CMON GREISS YOURE NUMBER 1. No more wing goals. NO MORE

Ugh. ... OK. now Its intermission before the Third Period. HEATLY SCORES... 

Hopefully this is the turning point. Cmon guys.... you can get 6 goals in 20 min. I KNOW YOU CAN. 

CMON....

GET EM Thornton... GET EM PATTY

THANK YOU HEATLEY... finally showing your diva

Cmon guys... you got this GET YOUR HEART INTO IT

-Em

Mmmm Wings are Good

What can I really say? We called out to our Sharks and they answered the call of duty. We have been eating Red Wings for 3 straight games now, and let me tell you, they are TASTY.

nom nom nom nom 

Lets take a look back...

Game 1

We kicked red wing ass.

Game 2

We kicked some more red wing ass.

Game 3

We showed the red wings we are indeed their daddy. 

Not even Maury Pouvich could say "You are not the father".

Early on we dominated the game but Zetterbergh had to come ruin the fun by KICKING a goal in. Good thing the refs have good eyes, cuz that goal was
DENIED. 

But the wings werent happy and decided to put one in behind Nabby. Then another one! 

0-2

Seto does not approve, and decides to shake things up, scoring on a rebound into Howard's five hole, impregnating him with such perfect aim.

1-2

Ugh, then the wings scored again. 

1-3

Good thing Big Poppa gave the boys a talking to in the locker room, because they came out ready to kick some more ass in the third period. Jumbo Joe decides he has had enough, and scores with the help of Patty as a screen.

2-3

We weren't going down without out a fight, and luckily our little Juicy Couture was ready for Mitchell's pass and

BAM! Thats how you tie a game.

3-3

Seven minutes later and we head to Sudden Death Overtime.

Seven minutes in and Jumbo sees Patty. 

Jumbo passes to Patty.

See Patty score.

See Tmac fist-pump.

See all Sharks fans shout and jump up.

Jump Shark fans, Jump!

Sharks Win 4-3 in OT

We have a chance to end this on Thursday.

We can do it. We want this more than anything and we are willing to fight for it. 

Boys, get ready to eat wings one more time.

*Chomp Chomp Chomp*

GO SHARKS!

<3 L & Em 

Let's eat some wings

So today we face the Red Wings, and all I can say is BRING IT! 

We are ready. We can do this. We will dominate the series and continue on our journey to the cup, where we will face the Penguins. Trust me, I know. 

We have our trusty brick wall who will stop all pucks from entering the net.

A Swedish baby eater.

The one who can giveth and taketh.

A diva.

Jumbo

Look at that hair go....GET ANGRY JOE!!!

Patty

Juicy Couture and the other baby sharks who are out for blood.

The one who got his groove back.

And many many more. We are hungry. We want this. We will do what ever it takes to win.

LET'S DO THIS!!! 

*CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP*

GO SHARKS!

<3 L

The Boyle giveth and taketh away

So we all know we are not going to mention the game that "shall not be mentioned", but I feel that our dear old chap Boyle needs a little pat on the back. Kudos Boyle, Kudos indeed.


Just like that the Boyle can giveth...and even faster he taketh your dreams away. Thats right, not even 2 minutes into the game and Boyle shows the Av's that he is indeed their daddy. 


BOOM! In yo face bitches!

 

Panties all over the world fell to the floor when he scored.

You didn't even take them off, they just vanished into thin air. 

The boys worked hard the rest of the game, tried to get some goals but some son of a beotch kept denying them.

 We see you Anderson and we don't like you. 

Give us a goal man! just let them go in!!!

But hey, our boys are gonna make it work and give us a win tonight. Even if they have to pull a flying V or umm swiming S? for the sharks? 

And we can't forget our clutch goal by Pavs, aka our Savior.

Thanks for saving us yet again Lord Pavs! We really, really, really, really appreciate it!

Now that the series is tied 2-2, Our boys need to bring their A game, get out there, defend our zone, get in the Av's faces and SCORE SOME GOALS!!! 

LET'S DO THIS!!!!

RAWR!


Go SHARKS!!!


<3 L