Good news and Bad News

Bad News:

So on wednesday the worst possible thing happened. The Penguins were eliminated by the Habs on their way to the Cup.

The Habs. THE FREKEN HABS!!!! WHY GOD WHY???

okay. So I know I predicted the Cup finals would be between the Sharks and the Pens, but alas, that is no longer possible. I don't know why the Penguins didn't win, it they thought it would be easier or what, but I know that I still love them. They are still awesome, and they will come back in the fall kicking ass and taking names.

B had told me time and time again that it is very difficult to team to win the cup two years in a row, but I thought my boys could get it done.

*sigh*

Oh man, they tried. Hey some teams don't even make it to the finals, let alone the second round. So here's to you Penguins. I raise my glass and say "OPA".

We have a long summer to recoup, regroup and think.

We will come back stronger and wiser, ready for anything.

Lets remember the good times boys. You worked hard and your fans are still behind you.

I still love ya bitches.

*Muah*

 Good News:

On the other hand, our boys in Teal are unstoppable. They defeated the Wings in 5 games, after a horrible loss that left the fans shaking in their boots. I know I was thinking that we would be seeing some choking, but our boys just wanted to see a collective sharks fan pant pissing.

It's like they said JK y'all, we got this.

The Wings were not going down withoug a fight, and we gave it to them.

Not even a 3 man pile up could stop our boys

Oh silly Wings, don't you know Stanley Cups are for Sharks?

Awwww

 Sooo Happy

Okay boys. Thats enough celebrating.

On Sunday we will be meeting the Chicago Blackhawks.

We need to come out strong, get the Hamburger line going and get some goals in the net right away.

Yes, like that Heaters, show them how its done.

Btw, check out the faces of the fans behind him.

Dear Hawks fans, be scuuurrred for your boys.

love, Fierce Bite

Come on boys, you have more talent in your pinkies than Toews and 20 cents combined.

 

Yea Nabby. Stop those shots!!!

 Bring out the fierce. Get those hits. Score those Goals. Surround the net and show the Blackhawks that

THIS IS SHARKS TERRITORY!

HURRRAH!

GO SHARKS!

<3 L

Come on Pens!!!!

Okay, so our Pens need a little good juju here. They need to take down the Habs and continue on their way to the cup, where they will meet the Sharks in the finals. 

Trust me, its going to happen. So this is another blingee emergency post. 

We are ready. We can do this! 

THIS IS PITTSBURGH

*KICKS*

 NO MORE PUCKS WILL GET IN!!!

Come on Tangers!
Use that sex hair!!! 

Malks...use those perogies to win!!

                       

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 Come on Capitan. Lead us to the Cup!!!

              

Oh and Halak, go choke on a dick. k thanks.

We can do this!!! Come on Pens!! 

BELIEVE!!!!

<3 L & B

WINGS ARE KICKING AND SCREAMING....ELIMINATION TIME

         Its game 4. Sharks need one more win against the Wings to win the second round of the play off series. ..................... Im watching the game right now and sharks are in trouble. Its like the sharks have the red wings in a bag ... but they're kicking and screaming to much for us to take out the trash.

                           The current score is 6-0 in the second period with 9 min let. This is an emergency blog to give some good juju to the sharks ... and hopefully get their act together. When Murray let a shot go in by bouncing it off his skate .... it was just too much... this is for you baby eater. you are 100 percent crazy.

CMon seto and JUMBO JOE you guys were on FIAH.... LIGHT THAT FIRE. .... ring my bell, lol .... DO SOMETHING. 

CMON GREISS YOURE NUMBER 1. No more wing goals. NO MORE

Ugh. ... OK. now Its intermission before the Third Period. HEATLY SCORES... 

Hopefully this is the turning point. Cmon guys.... you can get 6 goals in 20 min. I KNOW YOU CAN. 

CMON....

GET EM Thornton... GET EM PATTY

THANK YOU HEATLEY... finally showing your diva

Cmon guys... you got this GET YOUR HEART INTO IT

-Em

Mmmm Wings are Good

What can I really say? We called out to our Sharks and they answered the call of duty. We have been eating Red Wings for 3 straight games now, and let me tell you, they are TASTY.

nom nom nom nom 

Lets take a look back...

Game 1

We kicked red wing ass.

Game 2

We kicked some more red wing ass.

Game 3

We showed the red wings we are indeed their daddy. 

Not even Maury Pouvich could say "You are not the father".

Early on we dominated the game but Zetterbergh had to come ruin the fun by KICKING a goal in. Good thing the refs have good eyes, cuz that goal was
DENIED. 

But the wings werent happy and decided to put one in behind Nabby. Then another one! 

0-2

Seto does not approve, and decides to shake things up, scoring on a rebound into Howard's five hole, impregnating him with such perfect aim.

1-2

Ugh, then the wings scored again. 

1-3

Good thing Big Poppa gave the boys a talking to in the locker room, because they came out ready to kick some more ass in the third period. Jumbo Joe decides he has had enough, and scores with the help of Patty as a screen.

2-3

We weren't going down without out a fight, and luckily our little Juicy Couture was ready for Mitchell's pass and

BAM! Thats how you tie a game.

3-3

Seven minutes later and we head to Sudden Death Overtime.

Seven minutes in and Jumbo sees Patty. 

Jumbo passes to Patty.

See Patty score.

See Tmac fist-pump.

See all Sharks fans shout and jump up.

Jump Shark fans, Jump!

Sharks Win 4-3 in OT

We have a chance to end this on Thursday.

We can do it. We want this more than anything and we are willing to fight for it. 

Boys, get ready to eat wings one more time.

*Chomp Chomp Chomp*

GO SHARKS!

<3 L & Em