Rally the Troops, We March at dawn

WTF...WTF...WTF...

I dont know what else to say....Its like those Olympic medals are holding the sharks down or something...

ugh...the only thing that can fix this is an all out Blingee post, puck huffers style.

Lets do this!!!!!!!

                       

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First of all, our man Ryane Clowe...cuz he was the only scorer in the Oiler game

                       

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Our fierce Nabby....Nuthing is getting past him from now on

                       
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Thornton...come on sexy beast, get back into the game!!!    




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PATTY (<---- Ems first time .... lmao making a blingee)



                       
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McGinn...come on now, u best perform or we're gonna send u back to the baby sharks              




                       
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Mitchy



                       
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  Gucchi (pure hotness)
This is for seto and mitchy, y'all better get it going, or else my two best bitches wont love you no mo'.        

  

                       
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         Ohhhh the sexyness this picture exudes.....yumm....    




                       
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 The Beast...He will eat ur babies



                       
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     Boyle



                       
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Pickles


              


                       
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 Pavs             




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T-MAC -"I love it when you call me big Poppa."




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Manny Malhotra The playa



Come on Sharks, You guys can do this! We want to see you not continue to choke at the Stanley Cup Playoffs!!!! LET'S DO IT!!!
No ONE makes u bleed our own blood. NO ONE!


GO SHARKS!!!!        

Allow me to introduce myself

Hi! Welcome to our kick ass blog! I'm L, and this is how I became a hockey fan.

 I had never thought i would love hockey like I do. I always thought hockey was toothless men fighting, something that wasn't very interesting to me. That all changed when i saw this at my chiropractors office.

All I could think of was what is this sport they call hockey? and who is this hottie? Now, most of you are rolling your eyes and thinking "puck bunny", but labels are for jars, not people.

I may have gotten into hockey because I appreciate the players,( and come on, what straight female wouldn't appreciate the hottness of these guys?) but I stayed because I fell in love with the game. The passion the players have on the ice, the way they treat the fans and all they do off the ice for those in need is awesome. It doesn't compare to anything else.

I may not have stats or understand plusses and minuses and what each call the ref makes means, but I am learning and I'm loving the game even more. Watching the games is awesome, watching them live is one of the greatest things in the world.

I would have to say that the Pittsburgh Penguins are my favorite team, with the San Jose Sharks right behind them. I know, I know, I'm from the bay, I should love the Sharks. And I do, but I love the Penguins more.

I started reading other hockey blogs to learn more about the game, and I love the way certain blogs would make fun of the players the game etc etc. It shows that hockey fans are the best in the sports world and that we can have fun with our players and the game.
 I kept looking for a Sharks blog that would be funny, sarcastic and show love for the Sharks and the players, but alas, I found nothing.  So I decided to start one with my two best bitches :) and here we are, writting about the best sport out there having fun, drinking beer and eating nachos while we cheer for our favorite
teams.

My Loves:

 

1. Sidney Crosby 

Whatta man, whatta man whatta mighty mighty good man

mighty good....

He's the HBIC, and my hockey hubby.

2. Thomas Greiss

Total cutie and does a great job backing up Nabby.

3. Douglass Murray aka the Beast
This guy is a brick wall...Love that guys just bounce off him without him even breaking a sweat.


4. Pittsburgh Penguins

5. San Jose Sharks

My Hates:

Hovech

Hate him with a passion....Oh what is that Ovie? Is that an Olympic gold medal around your neck? no? Did you help your team win a Stanley Cup? no?  Then suck it.

2. Haters

Go out and drink your hatorade and let us be.

3. Red Wings 

Suck it Zetterberg, Draper and Co.


Hope you guys enjoy our rants and raves, we are here for your entertainment, not to be the next great hockey journalists, so leave your hate at the door and enjoy!
Muah,
 <3 L

Go Sharks! Go Penguins! 

Olympic Recap

The Olympics have started bitches! 

Yesterday we had the first day of Olympic Hockey, and life couldn't be any better. 

Here are some results for ya'll:

 Team USA beat the Swiss 3 to 1. USA! USA! USA! 

Team Canada beat Norway 8 to 0! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Team Russia beat Latvia 8-2, and we got to see our very own Nabby start! woop woop! I don't particularly care for Team Russia, since I'm all about team Canada and I hate Ovie. BUT, I do want Nabby to do well, so ill  just say NABBY! NABBY! NABBY! :)

Today we will get to see our very own Sharks play against each other, Douglass Murray for team Sweden and Thomas Greiss for Team Germany. Good Luck to both!!!
*update*
Team Sweden beat Team Germany 2-0
Good job Murray, but I left my heart with Team Germany and Greiss. Oh, btw, the first goal should have been taken away for goalie interference, cuz that one guy totally hit Greiss! He was practically on top of him!

 

The Olympics are getting good, make sure u tune in!

As always, go Sharks! But since they are on different teams now, Lets just say

Go USA! Go Canada! Go Germany! Go Sweden!

Wallin is the newest Shark

After much speculation and talk of deals (then no deals), Niclas Wallin of the Carolina Hurricanes was officially acquired, along with a fifth-round draft pick, in exchange for a second round draft selection in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft. He made his debut as a Shark in last night's 3-2 victory against the Toronto Maple Leafs. Wallin brings with him veteran experience to the blue line as well as a Stanley Cup ring that he won with Carolina in 2006 (not to mention he will be Murray's fellow Swede). It appears Sharks GM Doug Wilson wanted to add depth to a blue line missing Vlasic. I hope this turns out to be a good trade and that Wallin will make an impact in the Sharks' quest for the Cup!

Speaking of Sweden, the Sharks confirmed they will be one of 6 NHL teams to open their 2010-11 season in Europe! They will be playing the the Columbus Blue Jackets in Stockholm, Sweden, in October.

Murray is very happy about this

Last night's Sharks @ Toronto game featured goals by Boyle, Pavs, and in the 3rd period, Clowe sealed the deal with his goal. Seto assisted on both Pavs' and Clowe's goal, showing he's getting back into the groove again. This game counted as the Sharks' league-best 20th road game, as they continue to sit atop the Western Conference standings.  Next up, the Sharks face the Columbus Blue Jackets on Wednesday and have a rematch with Detroit on Thursday.

- B

Random Odds and Ends

Sorry y'all, but we have been a little busy here and haven't had a chance to update the blog in a while :( 

Don't hate us, school has started and we are back to the daily grind, but we are gonna start blogging again, so no worries there!

Some February News:

Sharks lost to the Red Wings 4-2.

Sharks beat the St. Louis Blues 4-2.

We play the Predators on Saturday.

Injuries:

Dan Boyle (upper body), Marc-Edouard Vlasic (lower body) and Manny Malhotra (lower body) are all listed as day-to-day.


 Trade rumors:

Niclas Wallin from the Carolina Hurricanes may be traded to the Sharks, but we don't know who the Sharks will give up for him. The Hurricanes' GM referred to "a young asset" being involved in the exchange; speculation amongst fans brewed around players from Joslin to Huskins to Mitchell to McGinn. If it was Mitchell, my dear friend B would die of sadness and so would Seto. So let's all pray that we don't lose anyone!

Random Things:The Olympics are coming up! If you go on the NBC website, they list when each sport will air, and you can even get them to send you a text before it starts so you don't miss it!

Image courtesy of Davidhye at HFBoards 

The Sharks will have the most Olympians on their team (8 in total) out of all the NHL, as Patrick Marleau, Joe Thornton, Dany Heatley, and Dan Boyle will all be reppin' for Team Canada. As for the red white and blue, Joe Pavelski will be playing for Team USA. To top it off, Douglas Murray will be on Team Sweden, Nabby will be on Team Russia, and Thomas Greiss will be on Team Germany. So make sure you root for your fave Shark and their respective countries, or for the good ole' boys of Team USA.

Derek Joslin and Jamie McGinn got sent to the baby sharks for now.

Thats all for now, as always

Go Sharks!

- Elle (with assist by Em)